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Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha
Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho
Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. : |
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Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye
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Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa. |
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zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai... |
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Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of coverage hai. |
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse |
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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to .Enjoy Yourself. |
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!! |
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humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise |
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Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot. |
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun |
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woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the |
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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............ |
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya |
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. |
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Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.... Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..? Mombatti boli....!!! Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai............. |
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Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... |
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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. |
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… |
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